Goodbye, Coach
by Hunter Thompson
Posted Fri Sep 8 2006 10:26:39 PM on DawgRun
I walked through the door this evening absolutely exhausted, completely wore
out after a week where my 7th grade football team lost their first game of the
season and after I spent Tuesday night at the hospital with a running back with
a bruised pancreas. I could barely find the strength to get in to work this
morning, and, when I did, I got the news from my assistant coach that two of
our best linemen were going to be lost for the season because of grades and
discipline issues.
Of greatest concern was the fact that we'd lost two more men, which
put us at 20 players for our team and we wouldn't be able to
scrimmage each other for a Friday practice. We needed two more
people to put up on the line, just so we could help our O-line
adjust to shifts and stunts to help improve our dwindlingly talented
front five for our next game. My only solution: we (my 36 year old
assistant and me, an out of shape 32) would have to suit up and play
line for our practice.
"God, we can't do that," my assistant objected, obviously concerned
about keeping his job. "We'd get fired if they found out we were
playing with the kids like that."
"We've got no other options, coach," I replied. "It's either
that or
we cancel practice again, and go into next week's game without
adequate pratice, while all of our opponents do nothing but improve
each week".
Reluctantly, and after the blessing of our Athletic Director, my
assistant agreed. We got down to the equipment room and found a
helmet that somewhat fit and some pads that worked alright, if you
don't mind squeezing your head through a mouse hole. In the large-
sized youth equipment, we looked like two giants that had just
experienced a sudden and violent five foot growth spurt. We looked
somewhat menacing, somewhat intimidating.
We looked absolutely ridiculous.
Neither one of us were overly excited to run practice this way, but
we desperately needed this practice and we couldn't have another
week of half-squad practices that only ran plays to the right and
the left with no thought or idea as to where the run was going. We
decided to keep our practice idea to ourselves, not only to keep the
kids quiet while in class, but to keep our Principal unaware of our
hands-on technique, as well. (We told her later, and, surprisingly
enough, she thought it was a great idea).
When we finally made our way up to the hill tha afternoon, our 7th
grade squad had already worked their way through half of their warm-
ups. As we came over the top of the hill, our defensive captain
noticed the pads and helmets in our hands.
"Coach, are you playing today?" I could tell he was obviously
amused, and the thoughts of finally getting a lick on the old ball
coach after those end-of-practice suicides and gassers would be way
too sweet for our middle linebacker who we nicknamed "Mr. Pain".
The rest of the team turned, and the same bewildered and excited
looks came across their faces. For once, we'd have to get in there
with them, sweating and panting, straining and groaning, not only to
sympathize with their struggles a bit but to empathize with their
situation, too. I saw a spark in the group that I hadn't seen all
year long, even after our first win back in August.
The kids were, to say the least, keyed up.
We explained why we were there and that we weren't going to hit
anyone or tackle anyone; additionally, we were simply there to
penetrate the gaps and call the shifts and to see if our line could
figure out what to do. On the first play, I played the end position
in our 53 defense. Immediately, our weak side TE came out and jammed
his facemask right into the side of my arm, sending an instant jolt
of pain through my arm that I hadn't felt in years. If the pain
wasn't enough, I also realized that our lineman didn't know how to
block down, and the TE who came across and tagged me was supposed to
let me go and try to hit the Will backer, instead. My assistant
noted that our TE on the strong side did the same, causing our Sam
backer to penetrate the C gap and hit our runningback behind the
line. Again, the TE was supposed to hit the SLB and our fullback was
supposed to take out my assistant on the sweep.
Instantly, I began to realize the success in our plan. With out
first string offense on the other side of the ball, I decided to
pump up our rag-tag players (the little and slow guys) by explaining
to them a defense I had been studying in the AFCA Defensive
Strategies Guidebook.
It was the Junkyard Eight, described by none other than
Erk "Erskine" Russell.
Within moments, we had addressed our offensive line issues and we
began turning our rag tags into the Junkyard Eight. I even got my
middle linebacker understanding how to read the offense on the other
side and call for line shifts and secondary coverage. The big boys
on the other side of the ball were actually thrown off and a bit
intimidated when the Eight went into action, and by the time
practice was over the two groups had become so competitive that
everyone was flying around the ball, hitting their assignments, and
firing off like they'd never had before.
On the last play of the game, our Junkyard Eight stopped a strong
side sweep on the two yard line, preserving the defensive victory
for the team. The defense went ballistic. Caught up in the
excitement, as I was springing over to our 76 pound cornerback who
had made the first stop, I did something I told myself I'd never do:
I butted heads with a student.
Not in a violent way, not in a mean way, and not in way that was
misunderstood as anger or agression; rather, we had gotten into the
trenches with the kids and had become one of them, had shown them
how to succeed, and it was all because we decided to drop the
whistles and the shouting and simply lead by example.
My cornerback grinned from ear to ear, obviously happy with the fact
that he'd gotten coach's approval. You'd have thought we'd won the
Super Bowl, the Rose Bowl, and the World Series all at the same
time, but we hadn't. We simply made a little breakthrough and went
from being the bad news bears of our league to becoming the Junkyard
Dawgs.
My assistant came over to me afterwards and said, "well, that was
fun. I can't believe you head-butted our corner, though."
The only thing I could think of was the picture of Erk Russell that
I had on my bedroom wall at home. His head bloodied, a trademark
gameday image during the years of the Junkyard Dawgs defense, he
looked no worse for wear and was calmly instructing his defense on
the sideline.
"Well," I replied, "if it worked for Erk Russell, it certainly
couldn't hurt for us!"
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That was yesterday. Today, as I customarily do, I plugged in my iPod
and listened to a few songs of the Allman Brothers, Skynyrd, Stevie
Ray Vaughan, and finally American Trilogy (Elvis, of course). I
didn't listen to the radio and hadn't checked the internet at work.
I never thought that the first thing I'd hear when I turned on the
news was that Erk had passed away. I only met him once, but once was
enough to make an impression.
I was a Graduate Assistant in the Sports Management program at
Georgia Southern back in 2000. Every year, they have a golf
tournament for athletic directors and coaches throughout the
southeast, and I was asked to drive one of the refreshment carts
around the course during the tournament. I drove one cart, filled
with beer in a large cooler on the back, and followed another cart
driven by two gorgeous little co-eds that had only colas and water.
We were arriving on the 11th hole, cutting through a little sidepath
between one hole and the other. As we came out in the clearing, we
realized we were practically on the green, and Erk was lining up a
medium ranged putt with the greatest of care.
Erk heard the mechanical "clack" of the brake talking hold on the
carts and took a careful glance back over his shoulder. Realizing
what we were carrying on our carts, he simply let go of the putter,
letting it drop to the ground, and turned and began shuffling
towards our carts.
As Erk approached the first cart with the two girls, he turned on
his trademark accented charm. "Well, a lovely afternoon to you two
lovely ladies! What might you have in that cooler there?"
The two girls giggled and replied that they had Coke, Sprite, water,
etc. Erk turned to me and said, "and you, kind sir, what do you have
in your cooler there?"
"Miller Light, Bud Light, Coors..." I replied.
Erk turned to the girls, smiled, and said, "It was nice meeting you
ladies, but y'all got nothing that interests me!" As the girls and I
and everyone in his golfing party died in laughter, he simply waved
his hand and the girls, shuffled to my cart, and lined every pocket
that he had with beer from my cooler.
I met him one other time, in a small convenience store in Statesboro
called "The Country Store". I introduced myself and told him I had
been to UGA and was now at Georgia Southern, and he said:
"Well welcome to Statesboro, son, but whether you're here or in
Athens, you can't go wrong."
Damn right, coach.
Goodbye, coach. Even though I didn't know you too personally, you
were an inspiration to me as a coach, as a Dawg and Eagle fan, and
as a human being.