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featuring graphics from the original AO Page from 1996!
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| tennessee (aka utUTor, hillbillies, vol-in-tears) |
"Rocky Top, you'll always be, a crappy place to me....Good
ole' Rocky Top....Go to hell Tennessee" goes the song. Over and
over and over again. Rumor is that the "Pride of the Southland"
Band may actually play a song other than "Rocky Top." However,
they are worried that this might confuse the fans. One tradition at
Tennessee football games is to see how many different shades of orange
a fan can wear at one time. And pay off players...and "tutor"
them...and magically get them in school and out of school...oh, you
get the point!
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| florida (aka water lizards, gayturds,
steve inferior) |
On the other extreme for fashion, Florida Gators like to dress up
in neon fluorescent tank tops for their football games. To get an
idea of the typical Florida fan, imagine the following description
- fake gold chains surround his neck, a thin mustache lays on his
lip, greasy hair hangs down on his head, and his girlfriend with the
high school/mall/80s fake blond hair blinks in a dazed look. At tailgate
parties, his favorite drink is Zima. At the game at Jacksonville this
year, be sure to watch UF's famous "Pride of the Sunshine State"
Fightin' Gator Marching Band, also known as "The World's Largest
Danceline."
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| auburn
(aka all-burn, awbuhn, warbuzzards) |
Auburn University. What can we say about them? Well, first let's
figure out what to call them - Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen, who
knows? But don't kid about that with AU fans. They take pride in the
fact that the school has as many nicknames as the number of times
it has been caught cheating by the NCAA.
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| clemson
(aka clem(P)son, klempson, cow u, auburn with a lake, clemSCUM,
climpson, clem's son) |
Newcomers to UGA might wonder why ClemPson is listed in this section.
Georgia has a great tradition with Clem(P)son. However, it ended in
1995 with the Dawgs winning two in a row - both football and basketball!
No surprise there, but the Tigers still are jealous of us because
after 100 years of their football history, they still haven't found
anything to do in Clemson, SC. ClemPsonites wanted another shot
to try to break a three game losing streak (1991, 1994, and 1995),
so we agreed to a home and home in 2002 and 2003. Result? Two more
wins to extend the streak to five in a row, with the last win being
a 30 to 0 stomping. Thanks Tigers!
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Other Parody Websites:
- GamecocksSuck.com - well...
it's a ClemPson page, but close enough ;-)
- This
Is South Carolina Football - Puts it into perspective!
- GT Sux -
and the best part about it, it's created by GT Students (smart ones, obviously!)
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