The Dawgly Alphabet by Saxondawg(322 total words in this text) (3506 Reads)
Share on Facebook I am challenging the Techwads to a week-long tournament of High Smaquery, such as the gauntlet that has been laid down by Dawg81, High Priest of Smaquery. Each day we shall produce a Feat of Champion SmaqueCraft, and they must call upon their own Champions to match it. Let the Feats of Smaquery Begin! Here is Monday''s cow catapulted across their ramparts: The Dawgly Alphabet A is for Athens, a Southern-fried heaven, B is for Bobo, 1997. C, Corey Allen, who caught Bobo''s toss, D isn''t Dodd; it''s for Dooley, his boss, E is Erk Russell, reborn as Van Gorder. F is for Flag Boy, a bug made to order. G is for Grant, it''s the Joke down by Coke, H is for Herschel, the records he broke. I is we''re Injured--and still you''ll get beat, J is for Jackets, who lie and who cheat. K is for Kanon, from 34 yards, L is for Lewis: we love our Grizzards, M is for Munson, His Dawgliness talking, N is North Avenue, unsafe for walking. O is O''Leary, whose lies brought his fall, P is for Pollack who''s after your Ball, Q is for quitting, like Tech in ''02, R is for Richt, who''s a plague upon you. S is your Seven to our Fifty-One, T is our Third-string who scored--that was fun! U is for Uga, the mascot who reigns, V is Verron, and 200 for Haynes, W, Wansley, who caught Godsey''s throw, X is eXpel, and your Ten had to go, Y is Y not run the score even higher? Z is the last one, we''ll use it for Zeier.
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