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    The Dawgly Alphabet by Saxondawg

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    I am challenging the Techwads to a week-long tournament of High Smaquery, such as the gauntlet that has been laid down by Dawg81, High Priest of Smaquery. Each day we shall produce a Feat of Champion SmaqueCraft, and they must call upon their own Champions to match it. Let the Feats of Smaquery Begin! Here is Monday''s cow catapulted across their ramparts:

    The Dawgly Alphabet

    A is for Athens, a Southern-fried heaven,
    B is for Bobo, 1997.
    C, Corey Allen, who caught Bobo''s toss,
    D isn''t Dodd; it''s for Dooley, his boss,
    E is Erk Russell, reborn as Van Gorder.
    F is for Flag Boy, a bug made to order.
    G is for Grant, it''s the Joke down by Coke,
    H is for Herschel, the records he broke.
    I is we''re Injured--and still you''ll get beat,
    J is for Jackets, who lie and who cheat.
    K is for Kanon, from 34 yards,
    L is for Lewis: we love our Grizzards,
    M is for Munson, His Dawgliness talking,
    N is North Avenue, unsafe for walking.
    O is O''Leary, whose lies brought his fall,
    P is for Pollack who''s after your Ball,
    Q is for quitting, like Tech in ''02,
    R is for Richt, who''s a plague upon you.
    S is your Seven to our Fifty-One,
    T is our Third-string who scored--that was fun!
    U is for Uga, the mascot who reigns,
    V is Verron, and 200 for Haynes,
    W, Wansley, who caught Godsey''s throw,
    X is eXpel, and your Ten had to go,
    Y is Y not run the score even higher?
    Z is the last one, we''ll use it for Zeier.