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original logo of the AO Page from 1996
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So what the heck is the FOAOE?
and how do I join??
If you are reading this page, I'm assuming that you should
be one of the biggest Georgia football fans in the world. I'm talking
BIG......HUGE! The point of the Fraternal Order of the Anti-Orange Establishment (FOAOE) is to spread the message of anti-orange
and to combat the evils associated with the color orange. Especially
when the color blue is also used in combination. These two colors, when
placed side-by-side, are the root of all evil in society as we know
it today. To see if you can qualify as a member of FOAOE, answer the
following questions and you can soon be on your way to a full fledged
member!
You know you are a member of FOAOE when:
- Your favorite teams are the Georgia Bulldogs and whoever plays
an orange team.
- You do not own one piece of orange clothing.
- In fact, you do not own anything orange.
- You refer to fans of those other schools as "the orange persuasion."
- When eating M&Ms or Skittles, you never eat the orange ones. You
are afraid they might poison you.
- When two orange teams play each other, you have a VERY hard time
deciding who to pull for. Eventually, you hope that the paddy wagon
takes everyone away because it's a federal offense for so much orange
to be in one place at one time. It's just too much of a risk to
national security.
- When you see the color orange, you have to keep from gagging.
- When you hear someone yell "GO BIG ORANGE," you immediately think
of large fruit.
- You think that the term "redneck" should be renamed "orangeneck."
- Everytime you attend a UGA vs. Orange School game, you look over
at the other side and wonder "Why the @*#&$^* would anyone want
to pull for that team??"
If you answered "yes" to all of the above questions -
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now a member of FOAOE.
You now have all of the following benefits
granted to you.
Possibly hate mail from the orange persuasion (not guaranteed).
A sense of superiority.
Benefits not offered by the Fraternity:
A little sticker for your car window.
A membership card.
Discounts at local restaurants.
A free T-shirt.
Twenty CDs for a penny.
Feedback
and Questions from the FOAOE page:
My wife wants to know if there is a secret handshake?
Keep up the good work.
Herman & Joanna
UGA '83 & '84
Here's the handshake:
#1: Raise your right arm while making a fist. #2: Slowly twirl the arm
in a small circle while making a "GOOOOOO" sound. #3: Suddenly fling
the right arm down while yelling the word "DAWGS!!" #4: Pump the right
arm back and forth in the air while exclaiming "SIC EM! WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
You can use this handshake when meeting other FOAOE
members, or even at anti-FOAOE people.
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